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jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

firesuns:

theater kids be like queer is not a slur but if you say m*cbeth we’re gonna have some problems

read the notes to die instantly

January 14th, 2019 / 4,153 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

January 14th, 2019 / 403,399 notes

glittahgurl:

jehovahhthickness:

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

January 14th, 2019 / 52,972 notes

princessharam:

when two different mutuals post selfies on ya dashboardt

January 14th, 2019 / 115,103 notes

lesbinewren:

lesbinewren:

we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers

what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?

i wanna die

alright, that’s all for today guys, please give me a like, leave a reblog and don’t forget to SMASH that follow button. i’ll see you in my next post!

January 14th, 2019 / 14,591 notes

tamaranianprincess:

winterismyfavoriteseason1945:

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Jesus Christ this is gloriously amazing

January 14th, 2019 / 203,218 notes

benwinstagram:

I’m having so much fun creating these flash sheets ❣️ my art/tattoo insta is krys.ink if u like

January 14th, 2019 / 58 notes

thesymbolofpeace:

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

January 14th, 2019 / 95,098 notes

thats-so-2000s:

Jamie Lynn shouting “well then move the fuck out” in a random woman’s face after hearing her yell no one wants Britney in the neighborhood. that was a classic

January 14th, 2019 / 17,980 notes